Craziest blog entry ever! (Vanga's Predictions)

Notice: Wally's video shoot blog is just under this entry

Hi again, glad you reading this, if you standing, make sure you sitting. Now the other day I was looking up something interesting on the in-ter-net and came across the list of all the predictions told by Vanga (the foreteller of the last century) and I felt that I had to translate it. Before judging me, I found the list a bit crazy myself but anyway, here it goes:

2008: Assassination of 4 presidents (she could be wrong with this one because 2008 is nearly over). Conflict in Hindustan will be one of the reasons for World War 3
2010: The Beginning of World War 3, it's going to last from October 2010 to October 2014. It will start like a normal war then turn into nuclear war, then chemical one
2011: Results of acid rains will lead to extinction of animals and flora life on the North side of the planet. Later, Muslims will start a chemical war against the Europeans that survived.
2014: Most people will suffer from skin illnesses like cancers and skin rotting
2016: Almost no people in Europe
2018: China will become the most powerful country
2023: Earth's Orbit will slightly change
2025: Still not many people in Europe
2028: Creation of the new source of nuclear energy (possibly controlled termo-nuclear energy). Hunger will be slowly solved. A spaceship will be sent to Venus.
2033: Melting of Antarctic ice will raise the level of the world's oceans
2043: World economy is in an excellent state. Europe is ruled by the Muslims
2046: It will be possible to grow any human body parts and organs. Organ swap will become of the most effective ways of curing illnesses
2066: When USA will be attacking Muslim-ruled Rome, they will use climatic weapon (weather changing), the result of that will be world's climate change, it will be very cold all over the planet.
2076: Classless society (communism)
2084: Recovery of nature and plant life
2088: New illness: aging in 2 seconds
2097: Rapid aging is solved and cured
2100: Artificial sun is providing light for the dark side of the planet
2111: People (don't know if everyone or few) will become cyborgs (living robots)
2123: Wars will start between small countries, big countries will tolerate them
2125: Hungary gets a signal from outer space (people will refer to Vanga again)
2130: Colonies are flooded (with an advice from the aliens)
2164: Scientists modify animals into half-humans
2167: New religion
2170: Lands are dried out
2183: Colonies on Mars will form into a power nuclear state and will declare independence from Earth
2187: Eruption of 2 of the biggest volcanoes on Earth will be prevented
2195: Sea colonies will be fully supplied with energy and food
2196: Full segregation of Europeans and Asians
2201: Some nuclear processes will be delayed on Sun, the result, it will get colder on Earth
2221: In human research of life in the outer space, humanity will get in contact with something horrible
2256: Spaceship that will return from the outer space, will bring a new bad sickness to Earth
2273: White, black and Asian races will be getting mixed. New races will form
2279: Energy will obtained out of nowhere (possibly vacuum or black holes)
2288: Time traveling, new contacts with aliens
2291: Power of the Sun will be deemed down, few attempts to re-lighten Sun will be made
2296: Big explosions on Sun, laws of physics and gravity will be changed, old space stations and spaceships will be falling down
2296: A new guerrilla movement against Islam will be formed in France
2302: New important secrets of the universe will be unveiled
2304: A new secret of the Moon will be unveiled
2341: Something bad and horrible will be approaching to Earth
2354: An accident on of the the artificial Suns will result in lands being dried out
2371: Great Hunger
2378: New rapidly-growing race will make its appearance
2480:Two artificial suns will collide, putting Earth into the darkness
3005: War on Mars. Trajectory of the planets will be messed up
3010: A comet will destroy moon, a belt of rocks and dust will be formed around Earth
3797: By this time, all the living will be destroyed and gone from Earth, but humanity will invest into searching for a new home on another star-based system.

Think what you wanna think, my job here is to write and bring information to people, let us all avoid negative comments...That's it for today, who's hungry?

So now they know him...

Me (on the left) & Wally (on the right)

Whats uuuuuuuup!!!!!! Cho boy!!! Clipse new album coming October, Till The Casket Drops, go pick that up, the same month, Wally's new album, So now they know me will be shelved across Ireland (fucking hopefully) and guess what? I was at the video shooting, which was the 3rd day of the actual shooting. The man decided to gather the whole town on main street, load up a lorry full of equipment and away we went - the whole town, following him, he's at the front, moving towards the camera, rapping, bears dancing around him, fireworks and crackers exploding on the sides, I must be in the fucking shot, when you see the video, I'm the one smoking cigarette. That was a great day overall, met loads of people I know, after the whole thing was over, I got his autograph, took pictures of me and him and all the rest, nice guy. Portlaoise, muthafuckas!
A little history on the guy: his debut album So now they know me was once recorded or wasn't finished at the Red Lake Studio in Portlaoise, Ireland and now it's being remastered to perfection in Hollywood, rumors say that he was working with one of Eminem's past producers and the video will hopefully hit MTV UK and guess what..? I'M IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might even perform at the album launch party if things go well, but... only messing. I won't overshadow this kid's fame, don't hate, congratulate. Wally was also grinding his road to fame through YouTube and the latest video of his displays 56,000 viewers and counting now that's what's up! I never heard of the dude, honestly and half-a-town knows me. Very few people say they know him and as far as Portlaoise, he's the new thing to them, I would normally know someone if that someone goes for a few pints of beer regularly, club or dealing drugs(lol) but no, Wally was only known to the limited selection of people, like only the chosen ones got to speak to him, When Portlaoise lads watching them YouTube videos, they're like "Who's that chap?" - "Don't know him" and now he's taking over the world and to see someone coming out from such a place is a good thing for Hip-Hop I think. I'm a critic in some way but I ain't gonna fire at this dude cause a good organized parade like that deserves some respect, he's doing the right thing. This video will be massive, you heard? I mean ain't gonna jump around and promote his album like a ma'fucka but the man deserves some cred. Shit, I wish everybody was selling like Lil' Wayne, 2 millions in the first week and there are 8 millions in Ireland so there, give the man some support. Although, I didn't know there were any recording studios in Hollywood and if he's working with the industry's giants like Eminem's producers, they could at least provide him with a better website or was it all a joke and Wally made fun of the whole town? We'll see, stay tuned, cho boy Vlad, covering events from the very center of Ireland, until next we meet although you will probably see me anyway, hahaaa, Vlad out!

See ya!!