Deep Thinker (Chocolate-Powered Thoughts by Vla3d)

Against fate

2009-04-03T18:40:00.000-07:00

"Oh, thank God I don't have a headache this morning" he thought when he woke up in the morning in his apartment that was all painted white, "This place definitely has it's advantages" he admitted thankfully before taking one of his never-depleting cigarettes and walking to his balcony to have a smoke.
He lived on the 16th floor of a Russian-style multi-apartment block that was painted white just like his apartment and every other multi-apartment block in the place where started to live long time ago. But what made the buildings white was not the physical paint but the illusions that he chose for himself. He didn't like houses, he liked high-rise buildings and porches, that was a big part of his sub-urban soul. His life couldn't be described as ideal but he could capture and squeeze out the best of the good times he had. He loved his city that he grew up in and his love for high buildings was not to be taken away from him by anyone that's why he chose to live in one of them instead of living in a big house with a beautiful garden at the back yard, it wasn't his thing.

He could see the whole world from the 16th floor that he lived on. He had a lot of neighbors in that building, they were all the friends he made through his entire life and all of them lived in the same building as him, it was comfortable for him that way. In the evenings, him and all his numerous friends were either drinking or smoking marijuana or spending their time being on pills and had long drug-inspired conversations about their future and the never-ending "what if" questions. By the way, the "higher council" that was and is in charge of the place did not allow any of these things in the past but because the time moved on, it was getting harder for people to understand all the spiritual values and the concepts of being happy by having their spiritual clearance and universal connection with everything around them, simply understanding stuff did not keep people happy. The Higher Council understood people and allowed to have intoxicating items in the place so the place wouldn't be the most boring place in the universe. He was young when he got here...so he stayed young.

When he finished his cigarette, he flicked it and watched it flying through the bottomless chasm. He walked through his automatic doors into his enormously over-sized and ridiculously modernized siting room, everything in the room was white. He had a 500 inch monitor that also served him as a TV-set but he didn't like watching TV, a DVD collection that was sorted in the numerical order that show casted the number of years of his life with the feature of watching the DVDs from the different angles, some brand new console with some games that he got recently, big clocks that didn't work for some reason, white-leather sofas and chairs, a coffee table made of glass with an abstract set of things on it that really had no use whatsoever if he thought about it and it was the most suspicious item in the room because one-forth of his intelligence was aware that it was just an illusion but the other three quarters were too ignorant and lazy to have a proper thought about it. And of course, a computer with an instant Internet that he used to read the news about the old land, write blogs, participate in discussions and download new music but no under any circumstances was he allowed to promise and organise meetings nor make anybody fall in love with him.

He inserted disk numbered 19 and laid on the couch. This time he didn't really want to watch the whole DVD that he watched numerous times, instead he wanted to watch the part that he only watched 2 times. He skipped to the last 30 seconds of his life: him...her....the car...breakes...death.

As he was watching that part, he was reminiscing how it happened: he was squeezing the steering wheel in his hands and understanding that the brakes stopped working. They were moving towards an upcoming train on high speed and because the speed was so high he couldn't control the vehicle at all and 5 seconds before they crashed he gave up his hope and just wished to die...with her so at least they could die on the same day and be together forever...up there. On the moment of intersecting with the train, the car was hit from the driver's side and it flew 15 meters away from where they were hit. The car then was lying flipped on its back and was on fire but the girl got out of it and pulled him out of the car by unclicking the safe belts and breaking the cracked side window with her already bloody elbow. Somehow she eventually pulled him out and carried him into the safe, away from the car. They both felt on the grass and they heard an explosion on the background. While catching her breath, she was throwing out pieces and fragments of her words out: "We made it...we're alive!". But she heard nothing in reply. She was nervously lying to herself and calming herself down in her mind then she turned her head to him and screamed seeing a horrible scene: he was lying in a pool of blood, a huge piece of glass was sticking out of his chest and his eyes were looking into the eternity. He was observing that scene from up above, being already elevated to 40 meters up from the earth and only God knew what was going on in his mind at that time. The DVD stopped and he was left in thoughtful silence and then - depression.

So he went to the Higher Council to ask them if he could talk to her one more time if it's possible. As he was walking he didn't know what he relied his hope on and almost didn't know what to hope for at all, he was just walking and hoping.
-The Eldest, I know you know my story. I still love Victoria, I want to see her again and talk to her and I want to know how she is...
-You see my boy, it's been long 15 years since your arrival here...Why didn't you take any actions before? Why today? Plus - she's married with another man...
-I...I'm begging you all here, give me one chance to talk to her, let me come to her in her dream for at least 1 minute...
-What are you hoping for? Let me tell you one secret: when her time comes, she won't be here...she has changed and you have no right to remind her about you...you're dead, why would you want to put more scars on her heart? Do you want her to kill herself? That would be pretty strange (laughing and looking at the rest) if I get fired from here...
-Please, I won't tell her anything, I just wanna be with her for one minute...
-Even when you were dying, we tolerated the fact that you wished her to die as well, in other words, you're self-centered man and you didn't care about her. But you loved her more than she loved you, you knew that and it couldn't stop you from loving her, that's admirable...But now she has a brand new life, do you really want to bring up the nightmares from the past back to her? On top of that, how can we be sure you're not going to tell her anything she shouldn't know? I won't allow that...
-I swear I won't tell her anything, I just want to sit down with her in silence...I love her.
(after the discussion)
-Ok, we grand you with your request! Come to this building at exactly 5 minutes to 7 in the morning, by that time she should be waking up and don't tell her anything she shouldn't know!
-Thank you, Higher Council!

As he was waiting for 5 minutes to 7, he was sitting at the bridge and observing sunrise in the center of the place where he lived. He felt warmness on his skin and then all over his body, he felt unusually nice. He flicked his cigarette into the river and it extinguished itself in the warm water. He stood up and started to walk to the Higher Council.

As he arrived, he was greeted by the 2 Guardians: "This way, sir". He was taken into a big room where everyone was in hurry, that sense of "lateness" was in the air. There was not much talking, they just got straight down to what they were here for. The main angel raised his right hand and sent our guy to trance. His soul was sent to earth and it flew down at a very high speed, closer and closer to the destination point. At the last 3 seconds of his flight, he flew down through 15 floors and as he was approaching the 1st floor, he dissolved in her subconscious...

He woke up from the heavy rays of sunlight that were hitting his eyes. He stood up and noticed a big forest full of sunlight and magic: "So, this is her dream..." He looked around and then started to look for Victoria because the time was running out and the sky was already dissolving..."There she is, playing with the animals, how cute..." He started to walk towards her but she couldn't see him as she was feeding a squirrel, finally he was right near her: "Hello...", she raised her head in confusion (because even she couldn't expect such an event to happen in her own dream) and covered her mouth with her both hands so that she wouldn't loose her mind from screaming too loud from the excitement. In the next second they both engaged in a strong hug and she cried on his shoulder. He wiped her tears away and they spoke with their foreheads against each other (whispering):
-I miss you so much...
-I'm thinking about you all the time, it's so boring without you up there...
-Up where?
-I can't tell you...
-I understand...-
-How you've been?
-Not good, I always wanted you back...
-That's just the way things are, it's the way our destinies are...Listen, I heard you're not going to make your way to heaven, why is this so?
-I can't tell you, there's no forgiveness for me...
-Ask for forgiveness so we can be together and I'll be waiting for you whatever it takes...
-Even if so...I'm married with someone else, you see the ring? Even that, I will get divorced and ask for forgiveness all for you and me...
Loud vibrating noises emerged from the sky, it was her alarm clock: "My time here is up, goodbye!" - "No, no, not the damned alarm clock, not now!!!"
Her dream then collapsed into the darkness which then was opened into the real world. HE was already back with the Wise Ones:

-What have you done? I told you not to tell her anything she shouldn't know? You're selfish! You only care about yourself and you ignore the orders and laws that were made my the higher powers, us, the the supreme forces, the right hand of the universal order! It is forbidden for a mortal human to interfere with the order and change other human's destinies, this place isn't built for everyone, do you understand that?
-I'm sorry, I'm only 19, these things are too much to handle for my young mind...
-Ok......ok, look...a punishment for you and her...I'm going to make her forget her dream, that way it would be better for everyone...Now get out of here!
-May I ask a question?
-What is it?
-Why did I die?
-It was decided from "up above"
-Understood.

A couple of month after, the guy returned to his normal life in heaven but he endlessly suffered from the obsessing thoughts of him being here, living and going out of his mind because of love...without love...without her...for the endless eternity.

Exclusive!

2009-02-24T19:37:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone! Just got a US government secret revealed to me, right, it is exactly 3:37 AM, 25th of February, 2009, here we go!
Nuclear plant in Iran is being built right now as you slide your eyes across these very letters, but the US doesn't want that to happen, its government only wants America and Europe to develop and they want the whole world to depend on America, fair enough I guess but when the development of the nuclear plant in Iraq will be finished...you ready?...US government is going to nuke one of their own cities (just like 9/11, did it themselves) and blame Iran for it. Then America is going to engage in a deadly war with Iran, destroy their nuclear plant and therefore stop Iran's economy from developing because they don't want other countries to get richer. Then the war will be spread all over the world, America will be defeating and capturing all of the oil resources all around the planet and will also be attempting to take all of the oil resources under its control, because USA needs oil to survive. They will also get nations to go against each other and that's how World War III is going to form.
Vlad signing out at 4 AM, 25th of February, 2009.
Mark my words, mark them well...

Recession, eh?

2009-02-24T00:38:00.000-08:00

Heey, what up-what up, cho boy V-to-tha is in the building, back on my shit again, listen...There's a recession going on right? People getting avicted because they can't pay the rent, Social Welfare is putting the ones who applied on hold, living standarts has been lowered, the shit's fucked up, you know? So right now, as I'm writing this, it is exactly 8:48 in the morning, I want to share some weird observation that I had to witness 18 minutes ago when I was standing outside of my house and having my 8:30 after-coffee morning cigarette as my neighbour called up a taxi for his 4 or 5 year old kid to get him to school...a muthafucking 8-setter van...And he has 2 (two) brand new looking cars parked outside. Motherfucka, I've seen people walking their kids to school because they had to sell their cars in order to pay off the bills and shit, to keep the food on the table, he got 2 cars and he can't be bothered to bring his kid to school? What kinda fucked up shit is that? And he does that everyday, probably giving his kid a tenner to give it to the taxi man...Motherfucka got 2 cars outside of his house...I don't get it...

Accepting the truth

2008-11-02T15:18:00.000-08:00

This video explains the purpose of this blog (in 2 parts):

Be scared and post comments if you can, Vlad, the messenger.

Brain Update v1.1

2008-10-03T06:18:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody, once again I'm bringing you a new wave of unusual and most-definitely interesting, my collection of thoughts. Today I'll bring up a few random facts to your attention:
1. St. Patrick was not Irish
2. Barack Obama likes rap (!)
3. 9/11 was planned out by the US government
4. American recession will last a really long time (but it's ORGANIZED and CONTROLLED)
5. Insane Clown Posse is the world's most hated band
6. Right now, the mouse that you're clicking, in fact, was made in China
7. The Hawaiian Alphabet only contains 12 letters
8. Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.
9. About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute
10. Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.
11. There are more telephones than people in Washington DC
12. Your Xbox 360 is going to brake at some point
13. 80 percent of all women are attracted to bad boys
14. Hitler was from Austria
15. The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
16. Table salt is formed from sperm of whales
17. When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.
18. In Uruguay, intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving. "Please believe me officer, I really was drunk."
19. Vin Diesel is actually gay
20. Hash and weed are made of 1 plant

And last but not least, the long awaited Wally's video where me and Mr. Vercetti (Daire) appear at 2:38 and 2:54)

Vlad out

Craziest blog entry ever! (Vanga's Predictions)

2008-09-12T05:16:00.000-07:00

Notice: Wally's video shoot blog is just under this entry

Hi again, glad you reading this, if you standing, make sure you sitting. Now the other day I was looking up something interesting on the in-ter-net and came across the list of all the predictions told by Vanga (the foreteller of the last century) and I felt that I had to translate it. Before judging me, I found the list a bit crazy myself but anyway, here it goes:

2008: Assassination of 4 presidents (she could be wrong with this one because 2008 is nearly over). Conflict in Hindustan will be one of the reasons for World War 3
2010: The Beginning of World War 3, it's going to last from October 2010 to October 2014. It will start like a normal war then turn into nuclear war, then chemical one
2011: Results of acid rains will lead to extinction of animals and flora life on the North side of the planet. Later, Muslims will start a chemical war against the Europeans that survived.
2014: Most people will suffer from skin illnesses like cancers and skin rotting
2016: Almost no people in Europe
2018: China will become the most powerful country
2023: Earth's Orbit will slightly change
2025: Still not many people in Europe
2028: Creation of the new source of nuclear energy (possibly controlled termo-nuclear energy). Hunger will be slowly solved. A spaceship will be sent to Venus.
2033: Melting of Antarctic ice will raise the level of the world's oceans
2043: World economy is in an excellent state. Europe is ruled by the Muslims
2046: It will be possible to grow any human body parts and organs. Organ swap will become of the most effective ways of curing illnesses
2066: When USA will be attacking Muslim-ruled Rome, they will use climatic weapon (weather changing), the result of that will be world's climate change, it will be very cold all over the planet.
2076: Classless society (communism)
2084: Recovery of nature and plant life
2088: New illness: aging in 2 seconds
2097: Rapid aging is solved and cured
2100: Artificial sun is providing light for the dark side of the planet
2111: People (don't know if everyone or few) will become cyborgs (living robots)
2123: Wars will start between small countries, big countries will tolerate them
2125: Hungary gets a signal from outer space (people will refer to Vanga again)
2130: Colonies are flooded (with an advice from the aliens)
2164: Scientists modify animals into half-humans
2167: New religion
2170: Lands are dried out
2183: Colonies on Mars will form into a power nuclear state and will declare independence from Earth
2187: Eruption of 2 of the biggest volcanoes on Earth will be prevented
2195: Sea colonies will be fully supplied with energy and food
2196: Full segregation of Europeans and Asians
2201: Some nuclear processes will be delayed on Sun, the result, it will get colder on Earth
2221: In human research of life in the outer space, humanity will get in contact with something horrible
2256: Spaceship that will return from the outer space, will bring a new bad sickness to Earth
2273: White, black and Asian races will be getting mixed. New races will form
2279: Energy will obtained out of nowhere (possibly vacuum or black holes)
2288: Time traveling, new contacts with aliens
2291: Power of the Sun will be deemed down, few attempts to re-lighten Sun will be made
2296: Big explosions on Sun, laws of physics and gravity will be changed, old space stations and spaceships will be falling down
2296: A new guerrilla movement against Islam will be formed in France
2302: New important secrets of the universe will be unveiled
2304: A new secret of the Moon will be unveiled
2341: Something bad and horrible will be approaching to Earth
2354: An accident on of the the artificial Suns will result in lands being dried out
2371: Great Hunger
2378: New rapidly-growing race will make its appearance
2480:Two artificial suns will collide, putting Earth into the darkness
3005: War on Mars. Trajectory of the planets will be messed up
3010: A comet will destroy moon, a belt of rocks and dust will be formed around Earth
3797: By this time, all the living will be destroyed and gone from Earth, but humanity will invest into searching for a new home on another star-based system.

Think what you wanna think, my job here is to write and bring information to people, let us all avoid negative comments...That's it for today, who's hungry?

So now they know him...

2008-09-01T12:26:00.000-07:00

Me (on the left) & Wally (on the right)

Whats uuuuuuuup!!!!!! Cho boy!!! Clipse new album coming October, Till The Casket Drops, go pick that up, the same month, Wally's new album, So now they know me will be shelved across Ireland (fucking hopefully) and guess what? I was at the video shooting, which was the 3rd day of the actual shooting. The man decided to gather the whole town on main street, load up a lorry full of equipment and away we went - the whole town, following him, he's at the front, moving towards the camera, rapping, bears dancing around him, fireworks and crackers exploding on the sides, I must be in the fucking shot, when you see the video, I'm the one smoking cigarette. That was a great day overall, met loads of people I know, after the whole thing was over, I got his autograph, took pictures of me and him and all the rest, nice guy. Portlaoise, muthafuckas!
A little history on the guy: his debut album So now they know me was once recorded or wasn't finished at the Red Lake Studio in Portlaoise, Ireland and now it's being remastered to perfection in Hollywood, rumors say that he was working with one of Eminem's past producers and the video will hopefully hit MTV UK and guess what..? I'M IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might even perform at the album launch party if things go well, but... only messing. I won't overshadow this kid's fame, don't hate, congratulate. Wally was also grinding his road to fame through YouTube and the latest video of his displays 56,000 viewers and counting now that's what's up! I never heard of the dude, honestly and half-a-town knows me. Very few people say they know him and as far as Portlaoise, he's the new thing to them, I would normally know someone if that someone goes for a few pints of beer regularly, club or dealing drugs(lol) but no, Wally was only known to the limited selection of people, like only the chosen ones got to speak to him, When Portlaoise lads watching them YouTube videos, they're like "Who's that chap?" - "Don't know him" and now he's taking over the world and to see someone coming out from such a place is a good thing for Hip-Hop I think. I'm a critic in some way but I ain't gonna fire at this dude cause a good organized parade like that deserves some respect, he's doing the right thing. This video will be massive, you heard? I mean ain't gonna jump around and promote his album like a ma'fucka but the man deserves some cred. Shit, I wish everybody was selling like Lil' Wayne, 2 millions in the first week and there are 8 millions in Ireland so there, give the man some support. Although, I didn't know there were any recording studios in Hollywood and if he's working with the industry's giants like Eminem's producers, they could at least provide him with a better website or was it all a joke and Wally made fun of the whole town? We'll see, stay tuned, cho boy Vlad, covering events from the very center of Ireland, until next we meet although you will probably see me anyway, hahaaa, Vlad out!

See ya!!

Love - War's cause and its solution...

2008-08-24T13:34:00.000-07:00

Right, what's up errrrbody, this been a long 2 weeks or more, I was drinking and smoking to get away and shit, but here I am again, saying enough of this war shit, it's all solved now (unless you living under the rock) so let's bring up some positivity, shall we? Ok, these are lyrics from the track called H34V3N off my Future Reference album, hope ya'll like em:

I'm going bananas - When I'm looking at my quinn,
When she opens up to me - My thoughts slip on banana skin,
Lying on their back - And staring at the sky
Nah, heaven is right here - So I don't need to die
She helps me fight gravity - So I elevate,
She turned my world upside down - When life was hard to appreciate
Opened up portals - To brand new dimensions,
New sides of life - A small bit of heaven,
Don't know what it is - But damn, she's special,
Like Angel-A, She must be an angel
When I'm looking at her - It's like I'm stuck in nirvana,
Brain all messed up - Like I'm high on marijuana,
Blinded, surrounded - By nothing and no one
I guess it's all good - That my heart got stolen,
Don't care about nothing - World's spinning in slo-mo,
Damn, she's the best present - I could ever ask for...
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This feels like she - Gets me so fly that I get elevated
So fly, so high - Don't bring me down coz it feels like heaven
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I must check if I'm me - And I'm in the right body,
Coz damn it, it feels good - Having her beside me,
Brains by beauty - All next to me,
I cut off my phone - Coz I'm on duty,
I live again - She resurrected my soul,
Before there was nothing in front of me - Like a brick wall,
Keeping things under control - Is getting harda,
She can always surprise me - Like Mariah,
I require my supplier of fire - When I'm tired
She can - Take me higher and most of all - inspire,
Who can bring me down? - No one, I lost my gravity,
This is beyond science - You can't calculate this mathematically
Not blinking for one second - Feeling like in heaven,
The only thing that will stop this - Would be the Armageddon
Picture skyes diverging - Buildings collapsing
I want her to be with me - Till there's nothing...

Russia vs Georgia Conflict Explained (pt. 2)

2008-08-12T00:33:00.000-07:00

US is using Georgia for their plans, now it's clear, watch some YouTube videos with keywords like "russia georgia conflict explained" and you'll hear what you don't wanna hear. I was talking to a woman from Ossetia and she said that some of her friends died and some moved to safer places. This is the trird genocide act from Georgia against Ossetia, first was back in 1920, second, 1990 where she lost all her property including 2 houses and now, 2008: full scale war and what buggers me the most is that Georgian attacks on Ossetia were overshadowed by the Olympic games in Beijing so nobody would hear of the Georgian attacks, but what was really brought up, were the Russian attacks on Georgia making Georgia look like the innocent country. Ok, what really happened was - Georgian president (murderer, fascist, animal, anything but human), Saakashvili ordered to use a missile system which destroys all living within a radius of 320 feet, ordered the prisoners shot, women and children. He ordered a missile bombing and a complete wipe-out of South Ossetia but nobody heard of that because the US overshadowed it all like a silenced pistol. When Russia started attacking Georgia to defend its people, British and American media sources were like "Heeey, look what Russia's doing!", they knew that Russia wouldn't just stand back and watch the genocide of Ossetia... As I already mentioned, 90% of the Ossetia's population consists of Russian people so they're not the ones to be fucked with. Basically US said, "Look, you gonna anger Russia, let us build our bases in your country to watch over Iraq and the whole oil shit and we'll let you join the NATO", US is behind all of this and the other side is that Georgia can't be forgiven either because they agreed to involve in such evil, Fox, CNN, BBC are all propaganda, don't be victims of that shit, media-misledia, lies in our eyes. I've seen Russian news, Putin visited South Ossetia, visited hospitals and Ossetian people were telling him how Georgia turned against them and brutally bombed their houses, applying unhuman amount of brutality, Putin promised them that him and Medvedev (Russian prez) will do everything in their power to stop this injustice, yet, media is blaming Russia for everything, how fucking stupid is that... Volunteers from all over Kavkaz are now gathering in the city of Chinval to strike back, this brings a tear to my eye, keep on rolling, I'd volunteer for that and show these muthafuckers who's da boss. Americans, no offence but your government was cought with its hand in a cookie jar. Oh, I'd love to see Bill O'Reilly saying shit about this, I'd fly to America just to brake his face in half. Right...comments is all I need...

George Bush defending Saakashvili (Photoshopped)

Russia vs Georgia Conflict Explained

2008-08-09T04:52:00.000-07:00

Hi again, I felt that I have to point a few things out to people who don't know about Russia's conflict with Georgia, British and US media acting ignorant towards to the problem, blaming all the shit on Russia, Candolina Rice, doesn't even know what she's talking about! Ok, first things first, Georgia were considered to join NATO and the US listed recommendations and suggestions to higher their chances to join in, including making it clear of where their country is, as in drawing a clear line between Georgia and its neighbouring places but it's an impossible thing to do since South Ossetia is too close to it and the edge region is mixed in so Georgia decided to brutally slaughter everyone who was on the way of their plans including Russian piecekeepers and get this - 90% of all the population of South Ossetia are Russian people, 1600 innocent civilians were killed as well as 15 Russian piecekeepers and 70 more were wounded. Russia decided it was enough to start sending their troops to protect its people. So what's the fastest way of stopping the terror - they decided to bomb Georgia's strategically-important objects like bases and hide-outs, they're doing everything in their power to prevent innocent people from being killed and what do I read on Yahoo news?? New war between Russia and Georgia resulted in death of thousands of innocent people, Raw video - Russia brutally bombing Georgia, as in Russians killed innocent people??? That's the most ignorant shit I've ever heard, media's twisting the facts to make it look ugly and blame Russia for everything and what would people say to me? "Oh, you just firing at the other side because you're a Russian", God damn it, no! Media is fucking this shit up this time, if I was them, I wouldn't dare to fuck with that, If they have any conscience they better shut the fuck up. Some US politicians are blind as hell, ignorant to realize the full problem and the bigger picture (yeah, Candolina Rice, research before talking nonsense). Every government has the right to protect its people and that's what it's all is so stop blaming Russia for the troubles! It's Georgia who's always been in conflict with South Ossetia, Russian troops are doing a damn good job, putting things back as they were, I would personally knock the teeth out of every reporter who's heating the things up, kill yourselves, ignorant fags! Ok, I hope I made it a bit clearer about the situation and I'm asking you to comment on this, tell me what you think, thanks. Vlad out.

Update: Russia bombed Georgia to let the fuckers know who they're messing with. Roll another joint, will ye?... Oh, yeeeeeessss....That's that shit!

Reverse Hatred

2008-08-06T17:19:00.000-07:00

There's a little bit of evil in all of us...

Yo, whatsup, cho booooooooooy!!! V-to-the-Lad is in the muthafuckin' BUILDING!!! Check this out, people, I was told that I don't live right, can yo believe that shit? Ok, some DUDE is gonna write a blog about me, criticizing the way I look at things and most importantly, the part I'm really excited about myself---talk shit about me, Yay!!! Ok, I'm gonna list some predictions about this blog that can be found at http://dvercetti.blogspot.com/
(from 3rd person prespective)
1. Oh, he's Russian, I hate Russia, they're all communists, he's one evil bastard...
2. He thinks he's great, he thinks he knows everything but secretly I'm jelous of his knowledge...
3. He's weird...Nothing seems weird to him and he's into everything, why can't he be ignorant like me?))
4. He listens to Hip-Hop, Rap, whatever you call it nowadays, rappers talk about money, bling, hoes, hood, ghettos, homies, shooting other rappers, pimping women, smoking weed etc etc, there's no meaning in that music and when he tryes to put meaning to it, I still hate it...Yep, that's me))
5. He makes his own music and don't get me started on that...Pfftt...
6. He also listens to this creepy weird slow music and I think the genre is called Trip-Hop, not sure but anyway, I hate it bacause it's not what I'm used to hear and it's not pop...Weird Vlad...
7. He is love with Bjork and I hate her JUST BECAUSE she's from another country!
8. Vlad is not really a friend, I just use him to kill my free time...
9. Vlad is a bullocks, don't ask, he just is))
10. He doesn't believe in parallel universes, I thought he'd be into that...
11. He hates the games I play, the comics I draw, TV shows that I watch, music I listen to, everything, he's a complete opposite version of myself and I truly, deeply, inside my heart--hate him!
12. I got rid of his birthday present because I thought it was shit and never expected him to turn up at the shop and catch me doing it...I hope he didn't mind that...
13. Hhhhmmm....I don't know, I just hate him...for no reason...
14. I bought GTA IV for Xbox 360 so we could both play online but we do it rarely because I never go online and somehow, I blame him for that...
15. He has a funny accent and I love making fun of him,
that annoys the shit out of him, hahaaa!
16. He thinks he knows the future...I'd love to know the future too...
17. The stuff that comes out of his mouth is unbelievable, wouldn't like to see him stoned or drunk...
18. One day, we were in the chippers and he made our order so complicated that they wouldn't serve us...
19. He's self centered, he only cares about himself and he thinks he's the centre of the universe...
20. He claims that his favourite movie was and is Angel-A and one day he made me watch it, I hate him after that...altought, I secretly like it...
21. I can't actually find 1 person who's better that him at computers and that annoys me...
22. I'm dreaming of sticking axe to his head...
23. By default, everything that he says is great, I think opposite just to annoy him...Say he talks about some movie and I would not watch it in a 1000 years...So that's what I'd do to him...
Ok, we'll stop at 23, I can go on for ages but LISTEN! By this moment I'm really obsessed about what he's gonna write in his blog, cause I'm really sensetive to criticizm, you feel me? I can't sleep when that kind of shit is going around, not on my watch! Ok, this is Vlad, saying goodnight to everyone who's conserned about other people talking shit about them, I know yo can feel me on this one...I'm off this thing untill the next blog...Leave feedback and comments, please, that's like the vehicle to create more blog entries for a blogger...thanks...Vlad out...

Review: Portishead: Third - Another 10 years for IV..?

2008-08-01T13:31:00.000-07:00

Hey-hey!!! How's it going? I decided to talk about the albums I recently got, the first I'm going to talk about is Third by Portishead, a really famous band in UK, from Bristol, UK and what's funny is that Massive Attack, Tricky (who was a part of Massive Attack) and Portishead all all from Bristol and they're the most known people in the Trip-Hop genre as they all defined that type of music.

So anyway, back on the album, it's called Third because it literally is their third commercial release (with no commercial sound) and it's a masterpiece...
1. Silence reminds me of something that you'd hear
from an espionage movie or a 60s bar, this old-skool
drum sample adds funkiness and relevance to the track,
well sampled
2. Hunter must be one of the best tracks on the album, it is a slow, chilly ballad about complications of love followed by a really obsessive, drilling guitar sound that kind of continues the vocal story of the track by presenting singer's emotion, absolutely brilliant...
"And if I should fall, would you hold me...Would you...Pass me by?", lyrically (in their genre) they're unmatchable...
3. Nylon Smile is an unquestionable and absolute soundtrack to a human emotion called "obsession", the lyrics on that one describe confused feelings towards something that she left unnamed so that other people can relate to that, genius.
4. The Rip puts you to sleep if you're tired. Nice, soft drums mixed with trippy electro sample and Beth Gibbon's gorgeous vocals create a perfect mixture to blow you away!
5. Plastic sounds like you're in a dream, it is interrupted a few times with the brakes of anger then kicks back into the nice, cushy and warm sound. The end of the track could be used in a movie, it could be used for a scene of an apocalypse with a meteor rain, it is amazing.
6. We Carry On is just an incredible record to listen to, constant bass in the background keeps the track floating in your mind, don't know how they do it but it just is like that. Lyrics describe the precious price of life and time, again, the instruments play a major role to show the emotion. Towards the end of the track you'll be stunned by one of the best sequences of guitar riffs you'll hear in music today. Unforgettable.
7. Deep Water starts off like a traditional country tune but the creepiness and unexpected tempo Beth's singing it in, makes it a really original record with no beat or bass applied to it, it's really short, only a minute and a half but oh, it's so brilliant...Simplicity is what makes this track a special one, when I first heard it I thought she was singing about herself dumping a body in a river, cause the lyrics kind of actually suggest and refer to that. It's amazing the way it's done cause I never expected them to make something like this. Fantastic!
8. Machine Gun...Oh my god...Oh...my...you get the point. The best track on the album! It's so good that it should definitely be put in some epic movie for a soundtrack, it absolutely kicks rear and loughs in the face of other artists. It's gonna be at least a century gone before any other musician comes up with a sound that can match the Machine Gun. Beth, I worship you, your band, your voice, thank you!!!
9. Small is one of them kind of tracks that I turn up the sound to shake my head like mad, yes, the track is out of this world and for some reason, the end part of it reminds me of the movie From Dawn Till Dusk because the soundtrack is kind of similar to it but I might be wrong, just does remind me of that old Tarantino flick. It is very soulful as well, I can hear from the track that the guys had a special chemistry built for this track, that one- time-moment that they captured and the result leaves me with my jaw down. Brilliant!!!
10. Magic Doors is about being confused about your own identity and the creeping instruments on that made would make your skin crawl. Noticable bass and stand out drums create that unique scary athmosphere of what this track is about. Fading out sound at the end leaves a good impression and form up new thoughts about what's said on the track. Wicked!
11. Threads - one genious track, at some parts of it, your thoughts would be screaming for protection and after they'd feel safe, chilling to a nice sound and as the loudness builds up, you can barely notice the change since it's done to fit the transmissions with the instruments swap so that the track flows like one composition. The sounds towards the end of the track and litterally, the album, sound like distorted dog barking put along crazy drums and emotional vocal of Beth Gibbons and the whole mixture of so many things combined, would make you want to join the madness...

So there we have it, soundrack to the 21st century, geniously-put, well-combined, brilliantly-orchestrated, well-brought out, the album that's been in works for 10 years is here and I absolutely love it!!! People who say it's weird and strange should shoot themselves with the double-barreled shotguns right in their face because you dumb fucks are too narrow-minded to dig it! Third is not just about brilliant vocal of Beth Gibbons, but it's also about good music, interesting music, I wish there was more music like that, music that's feeling cracks in the music industry for people who seek something different, Portishead manage that well, great job, guys!

My rating: 11/10

Here's one of Portishead's old classics, check it out to know what they sound like:

Good luck everyone, thanks for reading my blog, hope you enjoyed it!

The Defenition of Ignorance

2008-07-27T00:19:00.000-07:00

Alright, yo check this all out, recently I realized something and noticed a few issues in the modern society, now I'ma be harsh about that shit cause the shit is crazy! Ignorance that we were dealing with all the time is actually part of the system! I'll explain: the reason why most people are ignorant is because they think that everything they think and say is unquestionably right, why? Because they were brainwashed since the time of primary school where a certain amount of information was lodged into their heads and said to be right no matter what anybody says, programmed to block out anything different like opinions or views so that when that person grows up, he/she looks like a fully developed person with his/her personal opinions and views on life but all it really is - 1 opinion and people don't really have their opinions of their own. That's done to keep us all quete, for us to have no political arguments and to prevent any form of rising against the system. There are millions of us and the government doesn't really care in what mindstate we're ending up in, as long as there are a few individuals in power who can prevent the whole nation from speaking out against the power, they're considered great. It is the whole system that's developed to do that's involving education, law, integrating certain standards into the society, religion and the rest. As you grow up, you're being told "this is right, this is not" and that stays with you, soon you start to ignore different views of different people and soon - become ignorant. So don't get owned by the system, be smart, you're not a robot, you're a human.

Me good, oul' friend....

2008-07-26T23:25:00.000-07:00

What up broh? - I know it's been hard there and all,
How you keeping, what's the story? - "The usual, you know..."
Did you listen to my album? - I got positive feedback...
"That's what you good at, keep at it like that"
Did you watch that DVD, Did you clear that game?
"I got other things to do instead of sitting and playing...
Look, stop being so silly, My life isn't easy,
You try to be me, you won't survive really"
I know what you mean, you're a busy man
You meant to go to my house, so just text me when you can
"Yeah, sure thing, I'ma text you tomorrow"
You said the same 1 month ago, with your tired vocal,
Where's the "old you", that I used to know?
This job is eating you, So I'm just saying hello...
I was thinking about stuff, And it raised some questions,
We gotta have a talk and re-establish the connection...

Microscoping Religion

2008-07-26T20:49:00.000-07:00

WARNING: THIS BLOG ENTRY MADE ONE PERSON CHANGE HIS RELIGION...LET'S CALL HIM JIMMY)))
Hey everyone, cho-boy Vlad and this is my first entry on the blog. I decided to start blogging since not everyone but a lot of people do that and I'd like to share some thoughts with the others who may or may not agree with me, after all, everybody has the right for their opinions and free expression of their thoughts, difference makes us human.

Right, first it's my understanding of life: You live and you die, so why ask questions like "Why ask why?" ahhh no, ok, you live to show that you're a good person to earn your place in heaven, so life is like a test, so be good. The Bible was modified numerous times so I don't go by that I just follow what I feel is right. I''m not a really religious person but most of people around me are only Catholics and Christians by their name so I might as well call them aithests. I don't follow many commandments anyway because it's really hard for a human to resist sins, certain values are lodged into people and just ARE there, like the want for entertainment, sex, jelousy, gossip, war, destructions, killing, blood and the rest so you can't expect anybody to follow the word of the Church to the fullest, we're only humans and we live once. Every time I commit a sin, I'm truly sorry about it and I think God forgives me for still believing in him and realising my mistake. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a religious freak, at times I can block religion out of my head and I'm a completely normal person just saying that some don't believe like they should to hold the title of a Catholic or a Christian. I like girls, ok? I can't resist them and I think "No sex before marrige" is a bit too much and who did follow that anyway? I feel free to feel jelous, I don't exactly love everyone around me like I do myself, I drink, I smoke, I shoplifted a few times, I lie a lot so there, I'm not a religious freak. But just saying...realising your mistakes and feeling sorry for them is all that it takes. If I look at the commandements, I would have a few arguments with God, since the religion driven by fear is not really fair in sence that it doesn't give people much choise, you don't do this, don't do that AND! don't question what is said and written, that's silly. If you gave live to people, doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want with them, 1000s of people die in slowly and painfully every day from volcanes, hurracanes and the rest, babies die in their cribs, that's really disturbing to think about it but yet God does that. Another question is "bad people", ok, if you kill someone you go to hell, simple as but what was the point of making someone a killer in the first place anyway? If someone kills someone, that person must have a mental disorder or a certain way of thinking that way applied to him by his harsh life or mentality that was developed by the events going on in his or her life, as they say "We're not like that, life's like this..." and that makes a good sence, if life's not leaving that person a chance (which is God's fault), you can't expect that person to follow his heart and certain social regulations and standarts, I don't believe that anybody who ever killed had no mental disorders, had a perfect life, had no problems and the rest, life's what makes us do certain things and we're not in control of everything, so the idea of going to hell is the lamest idea I've ever heard, sure in the truest parts of our hearts, we all love war and destructions, we're DESIGNED like that, If you're angry, you wish pain on someone you're angry at, we're all designed like that, no bitch can tell me that it ain't like that. So religion is a tricky matter to deal with and you gotta be careful.

I think that would be enough for my first blog, leave some comments if you like, I'ma leave you with this, next blog - tomorrow, will not be about religion. Holla atcho boy and....God bless.