Reverse Hatred

There's a little bit of evil in all of us...

Yo, whatsup, cho booooooooooy!!! V-to-the-Lad is in the muthafuckin' BUILDING!!! Check this out, people, I was told that I don't live right, can yo believe that shit? Ok, some DUDE is gonna write a blog about me, criticizing the way I look at things and most importantly, the part I'm really excited about myself---talk shit about me, Yay!!! Ok, I'm gonna list some predictions about this blog that can be found at http://dvercetti.blogspot.com/
(from 3rd person prespective)
1. Oh, he's Russian, I hate Russia, they're all communists, he's one evil bastard...
2. He thinks he's great, he thinks he knows everything but secretly I'm jelous of his knowledge...
3. He's weird...Nothing seems weird to him and he's into everything, why can't he be ignorant like me?))
4. He listens to Hip-Hop, Rap, whatever you call it nowadays, rappers talk about money, bling, hoes, hood, ghettos, homies, shooting other rappers, pimping women, smoking weed etc etc, there's no meaning in that music and when he tryes to put meaning to it, I still hate it...Yep, that's me))
5. He makes his own music and don't get me started on that...Pfftt...
6. He also listens to this creepy weird slow music and I think the genre is called Trip-Hop, not sure but anyway, I hate it bacause it's not what I'm used to hear and it's not pop...Weird Vlad...
7. He is love with Bjork and I hate her JUST BECAUSE she's from another country!
8. Vlad is not really a friend, I just use him to kill my free time...
9. Vlad is a bullocks, don't ask, he just is))
10. He doesn't believe in parallel universes, I thought he'd be into that...
11. He hates the games I play, the comics I draw, TV shows that I watch, music I listen to, everything, he's a complete opposite version of myself and I truly, deeply, inside my heart--hate him!
12. I got rid of his birthday present because I thought it was shit and never expected him to turn up at the shop and catch me doing it...I hope he didn't mind that...
13. Hhhhmmm....I don't know, I just hate him...for no reason...
14. I bought GTA IV for Xbox 360 so we could both play online but we do it rarely because I never go online and somehow, I blame him for that...
15. He has a funny accent and I love making fun of him,
that annoys the shit out of him, hahaaa!
16. He thinks he knows the future...I'd love to know the future too...
17. The stuff that comes out of his mouth is unbelievable, wouldn't like to see him stoned or drunk...
18. One day, we were in the chippers and he made our order so complicated that they wouldn't serve us...
19. He's self centered, he only cares about himself and he thinks he's the centre of the universe...
20. He claims that his favourite movie was and is Angel-A and one day he made me watch it, I hate him after that...altought, I secretly like it...
21. I can't actually find 1 person who's better that him at computers and that annoys me...
22. I'm dreaming of sticking axe to his head...
23. By default, everything that he says is great, I think opposite just to annoy him...Say he talks about some movie and I would not watch it in a 1000 years...So that's what I'd do to him...
Ok, we'll stop at 23, I can go on for ages but LISTEN! By this moment I'm really obsessed about what he's gonna write in his blog, cause I'm really sensetive to criticizm, you feel me? I can't sleep when that kind of shit is going around, not on my watch! Ok, this is Vlad, saying goodnight to everyone who's conserned about other people talking shit about them, I know yo can feel me on this one...I'm off this thing untill the next blog...Leave feedback and comments, please, that's like the vehicle to create more blog entries for a blogger...thanks...Vlad out...