Brain Update v1.1

Hi everybody, once again I'm bringing you a new wave of unusual and most-definitely interesting, my collection of thoughts. Today I'll bring up a few random facts to your attention:
1. St. Patrick was not Irish
2. Barack Obama likes rap (!)
3. 9/11 was planned out by the US government
4. American recession will last a really long time (but it's ORGANIZED and CONTROLLED)
5. Insane Clown Posse is the world's most hated band
6. Right now, the mouse that you're clicking, in fact, was made in China
7. The Hawaiian Alphabet only contains 12 letters
8. Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.
9. About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute
10. Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.
11. There are more telephones than people in Washington DC
12. Your Xbox 360 is going to brake at some point
13. 80 percent of all women are attracted to bad boys
14. Hitler was from Austria
15. The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
16. Table salt is formed from sperm of whales
17. When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.
18. In Uruguay, intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving. "Please believe me officer, I really was drunk."
19. Vin Diesel is actually gay
20. Hash and weed are made of 1 plant

And last but not least, the long awaited Wally's video where me and Mr. Vercetti (Daire) appear at 2:38 and 2:54)



Vlad out

So now they know him...

Me (on the left) & Wally (on the right)

Whats uuuuuuuup!!!!!! Cho boy!!! Clipse new album coming October, Till The Casket Drops, go pick that up, the same month, Wally's new album, So now they know me will be shelved across Ireland (fucking hopefully) and guess what? I was at the video shooting, which was the 3rd day of the actual shooting. The man decided to gather the whole town on main street, load up a lorry full of equipment and away we went - the whole town, following him, he's at the front, moving towards the camera, rapping, bears dancing around him, fireworks and crackers exploding on the sides, I must be in the fucking shot, when you see the video, I'm the one smoking cigarette. That was a great day overall, met loads of people I know, after the whole thing was over, I got his autograph, took pictures of me and him and all the rest, nice guy. Portlaoise, muthafuckas!
A little history on the guy: his debut album So now they know me was once recorded or wasn't finished at the Red Lake Studio in Portlaoise, Ireland and now it's being remastered to perfection in Hollywood, rumors say that he was working with one of Eminem's past producers and the video will hopefully hit MTV UK and guess what..? I'M IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might even perform at the album launch party if things go well, but... only messing. I won't overshadow this kid's fame, don't hate, congratulate. Wally was also grinding his road to fame through YouTube and the latest video of his displays 56,000 viewers and counting now that's what's up! I never heard of the dude, honestly and half-a-town knows me. Very few people say they know him and as far as Portlaoise, he's the new thing to them, I would normally know someone if that someone goes for a few pints of beer regularly, club or dealing drugs(lol) but no, Wally was only known to the limited selection of people, like only the chosen ones got to speak to him, When Portlaoise lads watching them YouTube videos, they're like "Who's that chap?" - "Don't know him" and now he's taking over the world and to see someone coming out from such a place is a good thing for Hip-Hop I think. I'm a critic in some way but I ain't gonna fire at this dude cause a good organized parade like that deserves some respect, he's doing the right thing. This video will be massive, you heard? I mean ain't gonna jump around and promote his album like a ma'fucka but the man deserves some cred. Shit, I wish everybody was selling like Lil' Wayne, 2 millions in the first week and there are 8 millions in Ireland so there, give the man some support. Although, I didn't know there were any recording studios in Hollywood and if he's working with the industry's giants like Eminem's producers, they could at least provide him with a better website or was it all a joke and Wally made fun of the whole town? We'll see, stay tuned, cho boy Vlad, covering events from the very center of Ireland, until next we meet although you will probably see me anyway, hahaaa, Vlad out!

See ya!!

Love - War's cause and its solution...

Right, what's up errrrbody, this been a long 2 weeks or more, I was drinking and smoking to get away and shit, but here I am again, saying enough of this war shit, it's all solved now (unless you living under the rock) so let's bring up some positivity, shall we? Ok, these are lyrics from the track called H34V3N off my Future Reference album, hope ya'll like em:

I'm going bananas - When I'm looking at my quinn,
When she opens up to me - My thoughts slip on banana skin,
Lying on their back - And staring at the sky
Nah, heaven is right here - So I don't need to die
She helps me fight gravity - So I elevate,
She turned my world upside down - When life was hard to appreciate
Opened up portals - To brand new dimensions,
New sides of life - A small bit of heaven,
Don't know what it is - But damn, she's special,
Like Angel-A, She must be an angel
When I'm looking at her - It's like I'm stuck in nirvana,
Brain all messed up - Like I'm high on marijuana,
Blinded, surrounded - By nothing and no one
I guess it's all good - That my heart got stolen,
Don't care about nothing - World's spinning in slo-mo,
Damn, she's the best present - I could ever ask for...
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This feels like she - Gets me so fly that I get elevated
So fly, so high - Don't bring me down coz it feels like heaven
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I must check if I'm me - And I'm in the right body,
Coz damn it, it feels good - Having her beside me,
Brains by beauty - All next to me,
I cut off my phone - Coz I'm on duty,
I live again - She resurrected my soul,
Before there was nothing in front of me - Like a brick wall,
Keeping things under control - Is getting harda,
She can always surprise me - Like Mariah,
I require my supplier of fire - When I'm tired
She can - Take me higher and most of all - inspire,
Who can bring me down? - No one, I lost my gravity,
This is beyond science - You can't calculate this mathematically
Not blinking for one second - Feeling like in heaven,
The only thing that will stop this - Would be the Armageddon
Picture skyes diverging - Buildings collapsing
I want her to be with me - Till there's nothing...

Me good, oul' friend....

What up broh? - I know it's been hard there and all,
How you keeping, what's the story? - "The usual, you know..."
Did you listen to my album? - I got positive feedback...
"That's what you good at, keep at it like that"
Did you watch that DVD, Did you clear that game?
"I got other things to do instead of sitting and playing...
Look, stop being so silly, My life isn't easy,
You try to be me, you won't survive really"
I know what you mean, you're a busy man
You meant to go to my house, so just text me when you can
"Yeah, sure thing, I'ma text you tomorrow"
You said the same 1 month ago, with your tired vocal,
Where's the "old you", that I used to know?
This job is eating you, So I'm just saying hello...
I was thinking about stuff, And it raised some questions,
We gotta have a talk and re-establish the connection...

Microscoping Religion

WARNING: THIS BLOG ENTRY MADE ONE PERSON CHANGE HIS RELIGION...LET'S CALL HIM JIMMY)))
Hey everyone, cho-boy Vlad and this is my first entry on the blog. I decided to start blogging since not everyone but a lot of people do that and I'd like to share some thoughts with the others who may or may not agree with me, after all, everybody has the right for their opinions and free expression of their thoughts, difference makes us human.

Right, first it's my understanding of life: You live and you die, so why ask questions like "Why ask why?" ahhh no, ok, you live to show that you're a good person to earn your place in heaven, so life is like a test, so be good. The Bible was modified numerous times so I don't go by that I just follow what I feel is right. I''m not a really religious person but most of people around me are only Catholics and Christians by their name so I might as well call them aithests. I don't follow many commandments anyway because it's really hard for a human to resist sins, certain values are lodged into people and just ARE there, like the want for entertainment, sex, jelousy, gossip, war, destructions, killing, blood and the rest so you can't expect anybody to follow the word of the Church to the fullest, we're only humans and we live once. Every time I commit a sin, I'm truly sorry about it and I think God forgives me for still believing in him and realising my mistake. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a religious freak, at times I can block religion out of my head and I'm a completely normal person just saying that some don't believe like they should to hold the title of a Catholic or a Christian. I like girls, ok? I can't resist them and I think "No sex before marrige" is a bit too much and who did follow that anyway? I feel free to feel jelous, I don't exactly love everyone around me like I do myself, I drink, I smoke, I shoplifted a few times, I lie a lot so there, I'm not a religious freak. But just saying...realising your mistakes and feeling sorry for them is all that it takes. If I look at the commandements, I would have a few arguments with God, since the religion driven by fear is not really fair in sence that it doesn't give people much choise, you don't do this, don't do that AND! don't question what is said and written, that's silly. If you gave live to people, doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want with them, 1000s of people die in slowly and painfully every day from volcanes, hurracanes and the rest, babies die in their cribs, that's really disturbing to think about it but yet God does that. Another question is "bad people", ok, if you kill someone you go to hell, simple as but what was the point of making someone a killer in the first place anyway? If someone kills someone, that person must have a mental disorder or a certain way of thinking that way applied to him by his harsh life or mentality that was developed by the events going on in his or her life, as they say "We're not like that, life's like this..." and that makes a good sence, if life's not leaving that person a chance (which is God's fault), you can't expect that person to follow his heart and certain social regulations and standarts, I don't believe that anybody who ever killed had no mental disorders, had a perfect life, had no problems and the rest, life's what makes us do certain things and we're not in control of everything, so the idea of going to hell is the lamest idea I've ever heard, sure in the truest parts of our hearts, we all love war and destructions, we're DESIGNED like that, If you're angry, you wish pain on someone you're angry at, we're all designed like that, no bitch can tell me that it ain't like that. So religion is a tricky matter to deal with and you gotta be careful.

I think that would be enough for my first blog, leave some comments if you like, I'ma leave you with this, next blog - tomorrow, will not be about religion. Holla atcho boy and....God bless.